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2009-11-25T20:08:00.000-08:00

Yeah so I was playing around with a trial version of Artisteer 2 for shits and giggles. Yeah... you know I kinda like the Trial watermark! It's kinda innerestin ya know? Anyway yeah Imma get rid of the trial watermark... eventually... whenever I get around to it. Now to leave you with something awesome since I like wasted electricity stating the obvious.

Now You Know We Ain't Got No Good Title!

2009-11-25T15:12:00.000-08:00

Aight so I know everyone has encountered the fast food joint that ran outta something. Its a pretty frustrating feeling ain't it? You go up there asking for a burger and they come back and say, "Now you know we ain't got no mayonnaise, right?" It's like, how the hell you gonna run outta something? What were ya'll doing, drinking the stuff? But that's not the worse thing that can happen. So today Dani D is gonna countdown the 7 worse things a fast food joint can tell you, given the scenario.

I've never had anyone stick their head OUT the window and give me my food and be happy about it!

SCENARIO: You are driving through the KFC drive thru and order a bucket of chicken.

DRIVE THRU ATTENDANT'S RESPONSE: "Now you know we ain't got no buckets right? How bout you stick yo hand out and you can hold yo chicken."

THE HELL?!! I'm trying to drive trick and you telling me I gotta hold my damn chicken. Bad enough I gotta pay an arm and a leg and a butt cheek for this half ass fried chicken and you tellin me a I gotta hold this, A FRIGGEN 12 PIECE! Trick you are lucky I don't throw this back at ya!

SCENARIO: You are driving through the Burger King drive thru and order a whopper.

DRIVE THRU ATTENDANT'S RESPONSE: "Now you know we ain't got no burgers right?"

... YA'LL NAME IS BURGER KING, HOW THE HELL DO YOU NOT HAVE BURGERS?? If I didn't want a BURGER I would've went to Chick Fil A. And how the hell ya'll run out? I know the hamburgerlar didn't hit up the joint! I should strangle you through this speaker.

SCENARIO: You are parched after a hot summers day and decide to order a cup of cold Sweet Tea from the Mc Donald's Drive Thru.

DRIVE THRU ATTENDANT'S RESPONSE: "Now you know it gonna take 30 minutes for us to get yo drink, you gonna need to drive up and wait."

How in the hell is it gonna take ya'll 30 minutes to make me my tea? Ya'll harvesting the tea leaves and sugar cane. The hell I look like waiting that long? And why do I need to drive up? I ain't leaving this spot till one ya'll bring me my damn tea! It's hot as hell out here, I'm sweating 30 pounds as we speak and you telling me its gonna take 30 minutes to get my 1/3 Sweet Tea and 2/3 ice?

SCENARIO: You had a long day at work and you want to treat yourself to a Blizzard at Dairy Queen so you decide to walk in the restaurant.

CASHIER'S RESPONSE: "Now you know we ain't got no electricity, right?"

HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU GET YOUR LIGHTS CUT OFF?!! Now I know good and well ya'll got enough money to keep the bill paid!

SCENARIO: You walk into a Hardies in hopes to use the restroom. You ask the cashier where it is located.

CASHIER'S RESPONSE: "Now you know we ain't got no water."

Then how in the hell are ya'll still functioning? Are ya'll washing ya'llz hands?? Wait I'm scared to hear the answer.

SCENARIO: Same as number 3.

CASHIER'S RESPONSE:"Now you know we ain't got no hand soap."

That's kinda gross. And what kinda ratings do ya'll get?

AND THE ONE WORSE RESPONSE U COULD HEAR....

SCENARIO: You go through the drive thru at a Taco Bell and ask for a soft taco.

DRIVE THRU ATTENDANT'S RESPONSE: "Now you know Billy here got that Swine Flu."

WHAT DA HELL?!! People dying from that and you mean to tell me the guy making my food has it. I understand we in a recession but DAMN he really didn't have to come to work.

So basically that is the worse possible crap that a fast food joint can tell ya.

If you are the unfortunate person that has to tell the customer that your facility ran outta something PLEASE do not start off with, "Now you know we ain't got no..." I mean seriously how are they suppose to know what ya'll ain't got. And at least pretend you enjoy your job.

Track of The Moment... get crazy wit da cheese wiz!

Loser

Beck

Mellow Gold

"SOOOOOOOOOOOOY UN PERDEDOR!!! IMMA LOSER BABY, SO WHY DON'T YA KILL MEH!"

In Da News...

2009-11-07T18:30:00.000-08:00

Welcome to CuzCuz news at Night. Basically a sad excuse for me to double post.

In sports a fan is in the process of getting ejected from the Atlanta/Denver game at the Philips Arena. Atliens can't act right.

Other news, its a great month to work for Sony. Seeing how not only is "This Is It" making some serious cash (mine included but it was well worth it!) AND it got extended to Thanksgiving. Hell they even got presales for the DVD and BluRay. Not only that but the soundtrack is top of the charts. Yeah couple old album originals and one new crappy song that should've never seen the light of day is climbing the charts. (Yeah I went there! Kiss my black/multicultural ASS)

Ya'll know the Sony that sparked this loving gesture. Thank you Sony for messing up Invincible and calling an artist fat n*****.

I have no problem with the movie being made but the soundtrack was obviously a cash in. Especially the way it was handled. Aw well we never know. Im not a fan of conspiracies. My guess is that the next plan is that Sony will get help from some game production company and remake Moonwalker. You know, the game that made you wish Annie was NOT okay.

DAMMIT ANNIE ARE YOU FUCKING 50 CENT??! You got yo ass shot! How the hell are you still okay?

In more Jackson news, Joe Jackson is asking for an allowance. Who is not surprised? I sho ass hell ain't.

Adding to the cash in on another's misfortunte, A&E is really making a damn reality show for the family. Da hell?!

In technilogical news, developers are making a phone just for twittering. Yes just for twittering! Because in the end I really care that you JTS (just took a shit).

In more stupid news, the Beetles are releasing all their songs on an apple usb drive. Yes because we wanna hear album originals again. If you wanna hear em, buy all their original albums. Lazy music fans always wanting everything in one place instead of hunting for em.

See this is what's wrong with folks. They rather own a digital copy then the actual vinyl or even a CD. Id kill for this vinyl.

Looks like there's gonna be a sequal to "Why Did I Get Married?" Yes "Why Did I Get Married Too?" I'm going to pray that I don't have to hear marrage advice from Ms Jackson if You're Nasty again. Of all people in the world. But then again I never liked the play or the movie to begin with.

Rihanna is bitching about getting beat... 5 hundred years after the fact. Look let it go. I'm on no one's side when it comes to this. I don't like Chris Brown. I think the young Michael Jackson comments made him very bigheaded. And everything after the first album sucked. Rihanna annoys me and her ass should've moved outta the way or fought back.

And last tonight, Sesame Street celebrating 40 years. FUCK YEAH DUDE!

Oscar the Grouch all day homes!

You're news today was brought to you by the letter H, the number 40, and the track:

Clean

Incubus

Make Yourself

Dani Helpz da Club Promoters!

2009-11-07T16:47:00.000-08:00

CuzCuz has been hella busy. Watching the young cuz and running around the mall. This whole no Loganville internet crap is driving me up the wall. Imma start bringing my guitar again.

Aight so everyone has encountered club promoters. Usually they hand you some stupid card and walk away. Most likely you throw it away. Most likely you complain bout the invitation. But all in all there is a 40% chance you actually go out to the party. I don't understand these guys. I understand they get paid no matter what, but still they can at least try to get you to go. So being the awesome person that I am, I've decided to give all you club promoters some advice to get your party banging.

This is advertising a teen club... DA HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?!

1. SPELL EVERYTHING RIGHT ON THE INVITATION!

I don't know how often I hear people laughing at how there was spelled dere or that spelled dat. I understand ya'll are trying to be "hip" and all but seriously don't use that unless you're texting of chatting on the internet. Show a little professionalism folks.

2. STOP WITH THE STANK LOOKING TRICKS ON THE INVITATION!

First of all, is she gonna be there? I highly doubt it. Having a nasty looking girl on there is just gonna make a buncha dudes and chicks that swing that way show up. Its gonna turn a party into a nut fest. That's not fun.

3. IF THE PERFORMER IS AN UNKNOWN OR A MYSPACE KNOWN DO NOT MENTION HIM!

Most likely no one wants to hear a live performance from Lil Yung 15 Cent Money Piece. If you have a person like that performing then just say there will be live performances. Everyone likes live performances. You can get a whole lot more people then just a buncha high school kids with fake IDs showing up. Especially don't show their picture. This also applies to folks who have only one song getting air play.

4. SHOW SOME PEOPLE HAVING FUN ON THE INVITATION!

Man I'm not gonna wanna go if I don't see an example of how things go. All I see is this stanky ass trick and some dude with a punk ass dog and a Bobby Brown hair cut. That's not gonna guarantee Imma have a good time.

5. MAKE THE PERSON FEEL SPECIAL!

Car salesmen don't get sales by handing the potential buyer a pamphlet and walking away. Naw man they use the art of persuasion. And you should do it too. Tell the person what they wanna hear. Heck lie to them. Get them to think that it's for their best interest to goto this party.

6. GIVE OUT SOMETHING FREE!

Free drinks, free crab legs, free car wash? Anything free will attract folks.

7. DO NOT DISCRIMINATE WHEN IT COMES TO INVITING PEOPLE!

This goes especially for high school promoters. If you only hand these out to your friends, then no one is going to go. You never know. That nerd with the high waters and thick glasses could love him some Lil Yung 15 Cent Money Piece. More people knowing bout the party means more people might go.

8. PLAY SOME MUSIC THAT EVERYONE CAN JAM TO!

I don't been going from Lil Yung 15 Cent Money Piece to Lady Bo Bo. I'm just saying just playing new radio stuff is really not going to keep people coming back. Playing some classic old school and some good new school could keep some folks in and coming back. Do you realize how hype people can get with Black Sheep playing? Once they get to that "If my train falls off the tracks pick it up pick it up pick it up" people are gonna go bananas. Well at least folks with a well rounded taste in music. This will also separate the mature listeners from the stupid high school kids.

9. TREAT YOUR GUEST RIGHT!

They are not gonna come back if they are stuck waiting in line or can't get in or something dumb like that. Member they're paying your rent so you gotta be nice.

And finally...

10. LET DA FELLAS GET SOME LOVE TO!

I don't know how often I hear just ladies getting in free before midnight. Shamone now! At least let the guys get a couple free drinks.

Basically if you follow my advice you might get more then stupid teenagers at your parties. And more money means higher pay check for handing out those invitations.

Track of the Moment...

What They Do

The Roots

Illadelph Halflife

Light it on fire and let it burn!

2009-10-30T19:55:00.000-07:00

Aight so me and my partner in crime went in saw the movie. I saw two kids dressed up it was so cute. And two girls had gloves and i deff wanted to jack them. Anyway...

Dis movie was OFF THE CHAIN! Aight so he didnt sing some of the songs I love to death. Hell he teased me with "Threatened" though. Aw man I had a great time. Mike was great. Ain't no way he was sick. He was running around everywhere. And he looked better then he did during the HIStory tour. Aww man when he was doing "Billie Jean" I screamed HAVE MY BABY MICHAEL at the movie screen. I did almost every dance routine in my seat. I swayed the hand and phone. I clapped. I did almost every dance routine! It wa a great show. He was amazing as usual. Mike said alot of funny phrases it was hilarious. BUT THERE WAS NO "DIRTY DIANA" OR "REMEMBER THE TIME"!!! Man I was doing the dance all before the movie. The movie really shows his genious extremely well. He controlled the stage. Like he was like a dictator. Man it was great though. Ya'll gotta see it. It was awesome. Cept i had to go pee during "Black or White" but still yeah it was awesome. Like I really wish the soundtrack had the songs the way he preformed them instead of album originals. Man his was voice was great! Some of his outfits... yeah i couldn't stick up for Mike with some of the stuff he was wearing. Aww man and I came out with a boat load of inside jokes.

So yeah everyone needs to go see that movie. It was great! I loved it to death... in fact I'm bootlegging it! Then Imma buy he DVD, BluRay, BBD, everything. Shit it was awesome. I'm still hyped from it! So imma go Dirty it up and probably go remember something so imma leave ya'll with a song.

Track of the Moment... Man I dont even know! So much to choose from...

Dangerous

Michael Jackson

Dangerous

Dani Dz Top 7 Fav Vids

2009-10-28T21:54:00.000-07:00

These are just getting later and later at night. My bad I was talking to people!

Day Five! Booyaka Booyaka! Almost there guys just tomorrow! Im excited. Only thing is my cuzn wants to sneak in some Pringles. We might as well bring sandwich supplies. Hell I even said we should bring a George Foreman and grill up some Bubba Burgers. Can you imagine that?

Movie Mike: I wanted to do this tou-

Grill: *loud ass grill sound*

Cousin: *loud whisper* Danielle we got any lettice?

Me: *Loud Whisper* WAH!

Cousin: WE GOT LETTICE?

Me: *loud whisper* yeah! *chops lettice*

Chopping Board: *Loud CHOP CHOP CHOP*

Me: OW SHIT I JUST CUT MYSELF!!!

Cousin: DOES ANYONE HAVE A BANDAID?!!!

We need a Slap Chop. "Watch this, you're gonna love my nuts." I also suggested she bring a 2 litter but she doesn't wanna be peeing the whole night. I'm not drinking anything. I refuse to miss a song on the movie.

Ummm anyway so today we gonna talk bout my 7 favorite videos. So we're gonna keep it positive. Unfortunately, I was unable to get to a location with internet or finish the post fast enough due to talking online... yeah. But it wasn't like I have readers anyway. Now onwards....

7. "Who Is It" DANGEROUS(1991)

So there are two versions of this video. There is the video montage and the story one. We talking the story one. And this one is CrazySexyCool... yeah I stole that from TLC. Aight this video is great because it pretty much shows how a music video is suppose to be like. It shows the story, the drama, its just great. And the lady getting slapped was classic. She diserved it! Messing around like that. And she was a super hoe! Man she wasn't like, "Lemme walk da street corner with my bad wig." Naw she had business cards with the client's name on it, they drove her up there. Shoot I bet she gets workers comp. The acting was pretty cool. The song went right along with the video to. They should show it on TV! They never do.

6. "Earth Song" HISTORY(1995)

Alright Imma admit, the song itself isn't high in my ranking for songs. Only reason why I listen to it is cause it has a ton of inside jokes. But this video is very deep. Unfortunately, the first time I saw it was around the time Mike just died so I kept saying to my mom, "Can we turn the earth backwards so Michael can come back?" Yeah when it comes from a little kid that's kinda cute, but a grown ass 17 year old who just graduated and turns 18 the next month says it. Yeah umm NO Danielle. So anyway its deep shows some very serious images. Like when that fuzzy baby sealed got killed I seriously gasped. It takes a lot for me to gasp. And it has a good point. Can't deny a good message right?

5. "Rock With You" OFF THE WALL (1979)

"Strobe lights make everything, SEXIER!" ... Okay wrong Jackson and wrong "Rock With You"... yeah we aren't gonna talk bout that one. Now to the real one. Okay so unlike other two, this one doesn't have an in dept story. In fact there's no acting at all. Just him standing in the shiney jumpsuit. Its great though cause he was SOOOOOO ADORABLE!! OMG THAT SMILE MAKES FOLKS MELT!!! AHHH I LOVE YOU MICHAEL!! HAVE MY BABY MICHAEL!! The video shows how simplicity is great. Its a classic. Everyone has seen it.

4. "Scream" HISTORY(1995)

Everybody loves "Scream". I mean all the anger and frustration going on. Janet flicking off the camera. Mike breaking Flying Vs. Everybody floating around and making snow angels on the roof. Yeah this video is a classic and one of my favorites. Its also the most expensive video EVER! So I mean it should get credit for that.

3. "Smooth Criminal" BAD(1987)

Okay does this video need explaining? This video is just GANGSTA! I mean the coin flip is just great. Then some dude gets shot and Mike just walks over him like he was nothing. And the part where the dudes where gambling? Aw man he just flipped the dude and jacked his cash like it was nutting. And he was all loving up on the ladies. I gave him permission of course. Since he was gonna be ballin the entire vid, I let that slide. The best part is when after the lights come back on and they head to the center of the floor. That routine is off the chain and just completes the video. Because of the awesome that is this video, it goes at number three.

2. "You Rock My World" INVINCIBLE(2001)

Waaaaaah? "You Rock My World" at number 2?? What is wrong with you? Its tru I can count so many things that make no sense in this video but that doesn't stop me from putting it at number two. Even though Mike was over 40, he killed it! Like I wish I was that girl in that video... even though I was in the 5th grade when that album came out. I GOT THE SILVER ONE!! Yeah I'm mad that my parents bought me the silver one. That's the only one they sell now! I want the blue one! The dance routine in the vid was off the chain. That sneak punch was classic. I always reenact that part. And.... A DUH DUH A DUH DUH DUH A *drool* DUH DUH A DUH *drool* fangirl spasm! Him in his hot pink shirt and fedora. Only Mike can pull off hot pink like that. So yeah before this gets outta hand like the whole dialog from last time, Imma move on.

NUMBER ONE IS.... DRUMS PLEASE!

1. "Remember The Time" DANGEROUS(1991)

"THE STICK MAN!" Okay this video was destined for greatness! De-bo, Magic Johnson, Eddie Murphy! Shamone how is this video gonna be bad? And Mike hair was SOOO PRETTY!! Okay seriously who hooks him up? I know he don't got one of those fancy pansy guys with the accents doing it. I did watch a special about his Ebony Magazine photo shoot and the lady did say he got a woman from Compton doing his hair. Anyway besides his pretty hair, the video is just amazing, especially when they break it down. Now that dance routine is BANGIN! Like once you hear the part where the beat stops and he goes, "DO YOU REMEMBER GIRL!" and it starts back up again, you just like AWWWW SHIT HERE DEY GO! And it seems sooo complicated! I can do like 2 moves from it. And of course him running around smiling is great. One thing though, that lady butchered that kiss to hell! Seriously, how many takes did it take them before the director was like, "YOU KNOW WHAT? We'll keep the shot! Woman, what kinda kissing are you doing?" But besides that one error, the video is AWESOME! And my favorite video. I don't even like watching it on YouTube. It has to be on T.V.

And those are my favorite videos. Tune in tomorrow when I review THIS IS IT! (promise :D I'll be home and everything)

Track Of The Moment...

Wanna Be Startn Somethin LIVE

Michael Jackson

Thriller (Preformed In Japan awesome show by the way!)

Dani Dz top Seven Mike Songs

2009-10-26T18:22:00.000-07:00

Day two, day two, day two! Wahoo! Day two of my awesome countdown till I get kicked outta THIS IS IT! Well, I originally planned to talk about some videos BUT I decided to throw that out for some reasons that only I know. So today Imma countdown my 7 favorite Mike songs, well since 7 was Mike's favorite number.

Alright so I already told ya'll some songs that are pretty kewl, now Imma show ya'll some songs that I think are the bees knees. So yeah sit back relax and read me speak... since you can't like hear me tell you this.

7. "Heaven Can Wait" INVINCIBLE (2001)

So number seven is "Heaven Can Wait". Why? Well I really like the song. Smooth. And I love smooth songs. I think this is his best song off that album. If the album went as smooth as this it would've been off the chain. His voice is also hella sexy... heehee *drool*. This should've had a music video. But he probably wouldn't rip his shirt off *tear*. Aw well. I love the song. Smooth, great lyrics, and causes lots of daydreaming... not as much as... nevermind.

6. "P.Y.T." THRILLER(1982)

This song can get my whole house singing. It's a classic. I mean, what person doesn't like "P.Y.T."? Seriously who doesn't? Anyway its a great playful song. Extra fun to sing. But it also shows how hard it is to understand what Mike is saying. I found out the "Cool my fire yarning honey come set me free" part by watching Don't Forget The Lyrics. Ahaha I love ya Mike but its really hard to understand what you're saying when you make up words or add syllables. So yeah awesome song, everyone knows and loves it, and its hella fun to sing with a group of people.

5. "Lady In My Life" THRILLER(1982)

I WUV DIS SONG! Everytime it comes on I gotta kill it. Umm I told ya'll I can't sing to save my life right? Anyway yeah I love this song. He serenades this so great its ridiculous. He should've preformed this often. Then pull some girl on stage. But first he has to get permission from me to get a girl, she's not aloud to touch him, and she has to be ugly. I don't like these tricks all up on my baby daddy like that making him happy and shit. ANYWAY... ahahahaha.... yeah i just did that... yeah this song is great. Yeah... ummm can we move on.... to the next one.

4. "Give Into Me" DANGEROUS(1991)

Good ole "Give Into Me". Awesome song. And Slash perfects it with his solos. I heard a version of it without the solos, BOO! The solos complete it. Mike and Slash make some beautiful music together. When this song comes on you gotta yell the chorus. The whole "LOVE IS A FEELING! I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT! QUENCH MY DESIRE! TAKIN ME HIGHER! TELL IT TO DA PREACHER! SATISFY DA FEELING! GIVE INTO ME !" Especially the preacher part. Love that part. I don't even know why. Hell I don't even know what it has to do with anything.

3. "Remember The Time" DANGEROUS(1991)

"Do you remember girl?!!" Now if you don't like "Remember The Time" then there is something wrong with you. Its classic. Second favorite song from this album. So great. Gets you dancing. What I don't get is how do you forget going to Spain with Mike? Seriously, I'd remember. I'd be bragging.

Me: Hey gurl guess who I just spent a week with in Spain?

Girl: Who?

Me: Michael Fuckin Jackson gurl. Gurl he was so FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE. Gurl his hair was on point. And he was lookin good in them high waters and those button downs, gurl.

Girl: You playn?

Me: Naw gurl I'm dead ass. We went till da "Break Of Dawn" gurl!

Girl: Quit playin gurl.

Me: He was so nice gurl. He took me shoppin. We looked at all the sights. He sung to me every night gurl!

Girl: GURL!

Me: He said i was his "PYT"

Girl: nuh-un gurl.

Me: Gurl, he said "Give Into Me" and I sho as hell did gurl!

Girl: You lying gurl!

Me: Naw I'm serious. He left me "Speechless" gurl!

Girl: GURL!

Me: GURL!

... Okay then. Yeah I love this song. I wish he'd preform this often too. Umm now if you'll excuse me I need to get some help and we'll move on to number two.

2."Off The Wall" OFF THE WALL(1979)

This is my Friday... well technically Wednesday since that's my last day of classes.... song. All your works done and you just wanna leave all that crap else were and chill. Yep that's how I always am which is why this is number 2. I love the song. Great lyrics. Very truthful and positive. This is the best song on the album. Hands down.

AND NUMBER ONE IS............

1. "Dirty Diana" BAD(1987)

Now.... this song is the GREATEST and I mean THE GREATEST MICHAEL JOSEPH FUCKING JACKSON KING OF POP, JHERRI CURL, AND SPARKLY ARTICLES OF CLOTHING SONG EVER!!! It's amazing! It gets you hyped. You can't help but reenact the video everytime it comes on. Yes including the shirt ripping. Well I don't do the ripping I kinda fake it. Like when it starts I'm all ready. I got my fake microphone in hand. My cousin or youngest brother got whatever they're gonna use as an air guitar and we rock the hell out! I love it to death. The solos are off the chain. I hope one day I can play the song on guitar. And the story is amazing. Like man even I get frustrated with Diana snatching the phone from Mike while he was trying to talk to me. LET HIM BE TRICK!!! Oh lord here I go again. Oh and did I mention I loved his boots in that vid... yeah anyway.

Well that's my top seven Mike songs. Tomorrow.... given if I have internet... will be Videos. WAHOOO the fun part. So yeah Imma go get some therapy for my Mike addiction and Dani D will see my nonexistent audience later. Deuces.

Track of the Moment... well imma keep goin with the whole INVINCIBLE album songs imma do... teehee

Break Of Dawn

Michael Jackson

Invincible

Three Songs From Seven Albums That You Probably Never Heard

2009-10-25T19:20:00.000-07:00

Yeah... next week Imma use the whole updating schedule. Hee Hee.

Today is the first day of Dani Dz Countdown till THIS IS IT. Which means Imma talk about my favorite light skinned brotha ever, Michael Jackson. What's the point of all this? Well for one it's Mike week since his movie comes out soon! Two, I love Mike. Three to show ya'll some songs ya'll probably never heard and if you have just to hear me talk stupidly bout em. Last, cause i can. So today Imma keep it positive and joke around a lot so seriously don't take it too serious. Its just humor.

So Michael Jackson is one of the greatest entertainers that ever lived. You are already know that. But unlike most entertainers he is not a "either love em or hate em" type of musician. No matter what you think about him as a person, you still at least like one of his songs. Guaranteed! So in the end we are all fans. But we are all not mega fans like me or the weird people who dick ride him. So for the average folks out there, here are three songs from each album that you probably never heard but are still awesome songs.

Album: OFF THE WALL (1979)

Man you are NOT black if you do not like a song from OFF THE WALL. I swear once "Don't Stop Till You Get Enough" starts everyone is dancing. Then when the beat for "Rock With You" drops it's all over. But there are other songs on the album that are very inneresting.

"Get On the Floor"

Aight I love this song. Its not my fav on the album, that belongs to "Off The Wall", but it's deff one I have to listen to if I wanna skim through OFF THE WALL. I just love it. I don't even know why! Shamone he's demanding you to get on the floor and dance with him! You better do it! And he loves the way you shake that thang, ESPECIALLY! Shoot I bet he sings that to Beyonce when he sees her in the club. Mike loves him some Beyonce, you can tell. Shoot during the 30th anniversary he was probably thinking I know I'm ready for that jelly. Seriously just watch his face during the 30 anniversary. Like he is just staring HARD. Ahaha poor Jay-Z has to compete with Mike.

"I Can't Help It"

I don't get why this doesn't get played on the radio often... well not overkill often but it sure ass hell should get played more then that damn Frankie Beverly and Maze song. It's a nice slow song. Also if you're dumb like me and my cousin you'd think he was talking bout himself when he said "Looking in my mirror, caught me by surprise... I'm so glad I found you. You're in angel in disguise" It's also a good excuse to yell "I CAN'T HELP IT, IF I WANTED TO! WOULDN'T HELP IT EVEN IF I COULD!" in your car. Its a fun song.

"Burn This Disco Out"

"So DJ spin the sound!" Okay I like old school. So I have a thing for disco. So it's no wonder why I enjoy this song. It's a party song and I love party songs. And yet I hate parties so that's really weird. Anyway. Great song. Happy party song. Nothing negative. Fun for the whole family.

Album: THRILLER (1982)

Okay everyone knows this album. Everyone knows "Thriller", "Beat It", and "Billie Jean". Every black person knows "PYT". But surprisingly there are other songs on there besides those. Unfortunately this is gonna be the hardest album since every song has either been preformed or heard on the radio.

"Baby Be Mine"

Okay this is a nice sweet song and fun for the family. And when you get the words its a fun song to sing in the car or just around people. I like it. Nice lyrics, not sappy. Good song. Its also a fun to yell "SO BABY BE MINE BABY BE MINE!" Very very fun!

"Human Nature"

Alright so he preforms this song sometimes and it gets played on the radio, but since it didn't get put up for a Grammy I'm going to mention it. I LIKE HUMAN NATURE! I have no idea what in the HELL he is talking about but I love it. And that yell. You can't help but do it too! Most likely off key. When John Mayer played it on his Strat, it was amazing. Mike was probably like, "GAWD DAMN! YOU KILLED IT!" I mean shamone its a great song. Especially fun to sing.

"The Lady in My Life"

Secretly this is my favorite song on the album. I've loved it FOREVER! Hell I sing the hell outta it every time it comes on and people look at me like I'm crazy. Seriously I want this song played during my wedding reception. I just love it. One of those OMG HE'S SO DREAMY songs. Nothing better then having a man you're never gonna get sing to you, right? Basically its a great song.

ALBUM: BAD (1987)

MY FAVORITE ALBUM EVER!! I love BAD more then I love any music album. The cover, the videos, the jacket! Man oh man BAD has everything. But there are great songs besides "Bad" and "Dirty Diana".

"Liberian Girl"

Alright so this song is very interesting. Its a nice little song about his love for an African girl. Now if you know the lyrics and know another person who does, this will scare everyone that doesnt know them when you sing it. It's especially fun when you yell, "I LOVE YOU LIBERIAN GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL!!!" Man, you gotta kill that part! I like it. Nice song. Video... kinda strange. But its a kewl, smooth song.

"Just Good Friends"

Alright having Stevie and Mike on a track at the same time and not talking bout how we are the world, we are the children, we are the ones to make a brighter day so lets start giving gotta be illegal. Too much awesome. Now this song is hella 80s but still awesome. I love it. Even though it sounds like the era it was made its still a great song.

"Fly Away"

This song didn't even make it to the album. You had to buy that special edition Cd to hear it. Now when I first heard the title I thought it was gonna be lame. But I really like it. Kinda makes me wanna hug something. I know random. Its also a very easy listening song... whatever that means. Nice and great for the family!

ALBUM: DANGEROUS (1991)

In 1991 Danielle was born... and it was AWESOME. In 1991 DANGEROUS was released... and it was AWESOME! Besides the buzz kill songs like "Keep the Faith" and "Gone Too Soon" DANGEROUS is a banging album to listen to. But ya'll there are other songs besides "Remember the Time" and "Black or White".

"She Drives Me Wild"

He uses this song as like a ten second dance break between songs on occasion. But its a kewl song. Very Mike like and of course rapping. Shoot Mike obviously like him some hip hop too. I like it. And the rap was very well placed and can be understood by the most hip hop illiterate folks around.

"Can't Let Her Get Away"

Okay the main reason why anyone should like this is cause of his beat boxing! The man can spit some crazy ass beats and you never knew cause you never expected a scrawny ass, light skinned guy to beat box like some fat dude or Dougie Fresh. He does it Live but hardly in song. Imma tell ya'll now if you didn't know, all his songs in the creation process starts with him beatboxing it. So anyway another surprise, especially for me, was a part where I SWEAR TO GOD he was rapping. I'm like OH SHIT MIKE CAN RAP TOO! What's next he gonna scat? (Now that would be awesome) Maybe I was hearing shit I dunno but I swear he was. Anyway this song is great cause not only does it show his beat boxing skills but its just an awesome classic Mike song.

"Give Into Me"

This is my favorite song on this album. It also helped me fall in love with Slash. Aight so it's Mike rock song for the album. Shows he can transcend every genre as usual. BUT this also shows the awesome that is Slash's guitar skill. This is Slash's greatest work. The solos are on point... okay my brother has been saying that so much lately I had to say it. Like Mike threw some serious emotion into singing it. Like it was almost like he was actually frustrated or he was actually gonna cry. What I don't get is why they never preform this. Its classic. The riff is amazing. And the last solo man oh man that one is soo awesome. And it has such a hilarious line. "TELL IT TO DA PREACHER!!!!" It also makes me question the chick he's talking to. Who in the hell wouldn't give into Mike??

ALBUM: HISTORY (1995)

When you think of HISTORY there are two songs that come to everyone's mind, "Scream" and "You Are Not Alone". Now I love me some "You Are Not Alone" but like with all the other albums there are song that are just as awesome. So if you're able to get over the fact that somebody killed Little Susie, and nobody cared. Oh the blood in her hair. Then you should be able to appreciate this album.

"This Time Around"

One man, Notorious B.I.G. Yes I said it. BIGGIE FUCKN SMALLS has a verse in this song. Now you can't tell me this isn't great? It's a frustrated Mike song so as long as he's letting his anger out it's gonna be good. He also started using some stronger cuss words.... ooo mommy Michael Jackson cussed call the National Guard, as if him saying fuck in "Scream" wasn't as shocking. But he's a grown ass man so he can do whatever the hell he wants. Anyway I like it. Its a song I sing randomly out of the blue. It's era less. So it can never be outdated. And shamone MIKE PUT BIGGIE ON THE TRACK!!!

"Money"

Alright as if me thinking he was rapping before was out of the blue, THIS COMES UP! I swear the man is rapping AGAIN! I mean he isn't known at all for spitting a serious flow and yet he sounds better then the shit they play on the radio now. Hmmm. The song also has a great message and it makes you think. Are YOU infected with the same disease? Of Lust, Gluttony, and Greed? No Mike but I sure as hell got that Wrath-itis. Seriously its the truth and because of its truthfulness that makes it great.

"2 Bad"

Okay so the intro with the random dudes butchering the intro to King of Rock is rather strange. And allowing Shaq of all people to spit a verse should be illegal. So you're wondering why this song can be considered good in my opinion. Well for one, as wack as Shaq is, his verse wasn't that bad. The song itself sounds kinda soulful in my opinion. Gotta lil old skool feel going on, jus a lil. Shit he tired of ya'll hunting him. Yeaaaaaaaah Yeaaaaaaaaah. Anyway. I really like this one. Doesn't sound like anything else on the album.

ALBUM: BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR: HISTORY IN THE MIX (1997)

I think people forget this album exists. Maybe cause you hardly hear songs from it. Maybe cause more then half of the songs on it are really annoying remixes. But outta the 5 real songs on there, there are three that don't get too much credit.

"Morphine"

"Relax, this won't hurt you. Before I put it in, close your eyes and count to ten. Don't cry, I won't convert you. There's no need to dismay. Close your eyes and drift away." Now for one, I did that straight outta memory! How awesome am I? Anyway I never had any lyrics in a song scare me but this, man that is one chilling verse. He's singing about getting injected. How scary is that? How ironic is that? But all irony aside this song is not only pretty creepy but very great. Usually you never hear any biographical songs about people on drugs unless the person is enjoying themselves. This song is hella crazy especially when he slows it up. All of it isn't bout drugs though. You kinda get what he's trying to put out there. Very interesting. He also calls your dog a bitch. Another great thing is that him and Slash were on guitar! How cool is that? Usually Mike stays on drums but now he's pulling the ax out! Hells yeah man!

"Superfly Sister"

"Love ain't what it used to be. That is what they telling. Push it in, stick it out. That ain't what its all about." Aww I love this song. It's hilarious in my opinion. If you catch all his innuendos you will not only just sit and laugh but then realize... damn this dude's head was waaaaaaay in the gutter. I love the funkiness to. The guitar is so classic its great! And its hella fun to sing too. And of course here comes Susie again. Apparently her stabbing of people didn't attract the police but it sure attracted more dudes. Course there's a message, it's Mike he has a point to everything he does. And of course it has another phrase I love. "PUSH IT IN, STICK IT OUT" Basically its a real fun song to sing and can seriously lighten the mood after hearing "Morphine".

"Is It Scary"

Okay so you're probably wondering what's the difference between this and "Ghost". Well for one, this one is slower and very smoother. Instead of him wondering who's bugging him he's calling someone out. I like this one a lot better then "Ghost". And his hiccups are too great! Classic Mike right there. And I love the part "Am I amusing you, or just confusing you? Am I the beast you visualized? And if you wanna see eccentrialities, I'll be grotesque before your eyes." Something about that part just makes me go DAMN. I love it. And shamone now. Who says "there's a ghoul up under the bed" flawlessly? Seriously only Mike can do that! And god damn you gotta be a dictionary to be able to flow such big words together so well. Have you read the lyrics? Lordy he shows his extended vocabulary well.

ALBUM: INVINCIBLE (2001)

Some consider it a flop. Some consider it his worse album. I on the other hand consider it his worse album but the best album to come out in 2001. Now there are COUNTLESS good songs on this album that you probably never heard. And there are songs that weren't even released as singles that got radio play. What artist can do that?

"Heaven Can Wait"

I love this song. Its soo smooth and laid back. The fact that the song is extra ironic doesn't even cross my mind. I wish the entire album was as smooth as this. I love it to death. His voice is hella sexy which is a crime to have so much MJ sexiness in one chunk of an album. Like you can feel the emotion in the lyrics! Especially when he goes, "Unthinkable, me sittin up in the clouds and you are all alone. The time might come around when you'd be movin on. I'd turn it all around and try to get back down to my baby girl! CAN'T STAND TO SEE NOBODY KISSIN, TOUCHIN HER! Couldn't take nobody lovin you the way we were." That gotta get you going, "Damn Mike, I wouldn't want that to happen either." And of course you can make the whole, well I guess heaven can't wait joke.

"2000 Watts"

What happens when you put Tyrese, Mike, and Ted in one room? The most innuendo filled song in Mike history. So this song was suppose to be on Tyrese's album but Mike was like, "Bro ya know I kinda like this song so Imma buy it from you." And Tyrese had the biggest fangasim ever because Michael Fucking Jackson just bought his song. Dude I'd be happy too. So in this lovely number we get a nice surprise. MIKE'S VOICE IS HELLA HELLA HELLA HELLA DEEP! Like you'll be sitting there going, "Wait I thought I was listening to Mike, who's this guy?" Well guys and gals that is Mike. And that is all him, no help. Yes the same Mike who sat explaining how he came up with "Tabloid Junkie" with the high pitch voice is now singing extra deep. Now it aint Barry White deep nor is it Luther Vandross deep, but when it comes to a guy who sings with a high pitch voice all the time and even talks like it, its pretty deep... BUT I LOVE IT! He should seriously do it more often. Anyway the song is filled with innuendos that you kinda gotta catch pretty quick or else your gonna think he singing about electronics. Its also is a prime song he should've used for a music video. What happened there? Like I imagine the video like Common's "Universal Mind Control" or Kanye's "Good Life" video with Mike with short hair and a fitted cap dancing and singing and being sexy as hell while Ted chills on the side going "2 thousand thousand watts" while the words appear over his head and Mike stopping and yelling "WHAT". Like him in a nice sport coat and some jeans and a tee on and some Kool Moe D glasses on. With the usual video hoes walking through. As much as I hate most new skool videos, Mike has special permission to make one. I mean if Charlie Wilson doesn't have to act his age, Mike doesn't have to either. Hell he can even have his glove on for shits n giggles. Shit he can sit around with an open shirt. I don't care. He never looked 40 anyway so it shouldn't matter. Not all his videos gotta tell a story or have some deep meaning. He can have a lil fun once in a while. So yeah awesome song. You should listen. And his voice.... A DUH DUH DUH *DROOL* A DUH *DROOL*. Fan girl spasm.... it happens.

"Threatened"

Last song on the album. Praised GOD it ended on a good note. Aight this song is not like "Thriller". It's very interesting. At times the flow can get a lil off. I especially love how he was able to get the Twilight Zone clips to flow so well with the beat. I love two parts. First I love the part where he's like, "I'm the living dead. The dark thoughts in your head. I just heard what you said." and "You think you're by yourself, but it's my touch you felt." He is seriously getting in this person's head. Its crazy. I love psychological torture and this song is like its theme song. Like he is really trying to psych the person out! Crazyness!

Well that's it. 21 songs that ya'll should check out for reals. I love em and you might too. You don't gotta be a super duper Optimus Prime fan to like em. Hell you don't hafta like Mike personally to like em. Just love em for the sake of it being music.

Track of the moment... as if you haven't heard enough music... MAH THEME SONG...

Unbreakable

Michael Jackson

Invincible

Laughing and Goofing Off

2009-10-22T19:19:00.000-07:00

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Cuz Cuz Newz!

-I plan on updating every Thrusday-Saturday. And if the internet gets up and running in Loganville I'll change to Tuesdays Thursdays Saturdays.

-Next Week starting Sunday is Dani Dz Countdown till THIS IS IT! So everyday next week imma post something Michael Jackson related and on Friday night I am going to review the movie. Depending on where I am at the time. If I'm back home I will. If I'm in Loganville I'll do it Halloween before I head out for free candy and Friday will just be a random Mike topic.

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Alright, I may not be a doctor nor do I play one on TV, but I will give you a way that will make you enjoy life without the use of alcohol or drugs.

I guarantee that if you sit and laugh and goof off, you will appreciate life so much more.

How do I know? Because, I'm living proof of that theory working. I'm not in the best situation in life. But, for example, if you compared my Facebook status to other kids I'm friends with I'm hardly complaining or saying how much I suck or life sucks. And yet after all that I've been through, I'm perfectly fine.

Everyday I laugh at something. I can ad lib a picture and laugh. I make jokes and laugh. I watch Spongebob or the Chris Rock show for laughs. (ahaha UPN news) Laughing puts you in a good mood. Takes away the pain you're going through. And in the end makes you a happier person. So have you laughed today?

Now that should get your laugh for the day.

Goofing off in public is always fun. Walmart is like Wally World to me. I play around with everything its ridiculous. Whether its playing on shopping carts, playing Frisbee with anything, or just trying to scare people, goofing off in public is one of the best ways to enjoy the most simplest things. I'm telling you goto the store and play on a shopping cart. If you aren't happy in the end there is a problem. If you can't do that, try dancing and singing loudly and off key in your car. There's no way that is not fun!

It's all fun... until they steal your cart. DON'T EVER STEAL A BLACK MAN'S CART!

All I'm saying is instead of counting on substances to make you happy, how bout you just laugh and have fun. And you don't even need to spend a dime, except on gas. Aw hell you can walk! Like I said I'm living proof of that working. I hardly hate life and I'm hardly sick. BAM. That's what I'm talking bout. So seriously everyone... "SMIIIIIIIIIIIIIILE THOUGH YOU'RE HEART IS ACHING! SMILE EVEN THOUGH IT'S BREAKING! WHEN THERE'S A CLOUD IN THE SKY YOU'LL GET BY!" Wahoo I sang that better then Jermaine! Ahaha so yeah just have fun!

Track Of The Moment... is not Smile... but

Forever Young

Bob Dylan

Planet waves

THIS crap better be IT

2009-10-11T22:10:00.000-07:00

More like the music that inspired Danielle to smack everyone at Sony!!

So I'm a HUGE Michael Jackson fan. Been one since birth and all that good jazz. So when I heard they were releasing a NEW song at 12:00 tonight, ya'll know I was there. I heard a snippet on YouTube and I was feeling it and couldn't wait for the full version. So I got to the site at exactly 12 and that stupid "WE STREAMING AT [[INSERT TIMES HERE]]" screen was up so I'm like WHAT DA HELL ITS 12!!! So after siting for like 5 minutes I decided to refresh the page and bam an Advertisement for some show I most likely will not watch came on. Aight good sign that means the video will start soon. Then after the Ad and I changed my mind about DJ AM. Then the song came on.

Aight review. So I heard the whole song. And Imma tell it like it is... it wasn't great. I wasn't impressed. Like seriously my little hype was met with much disappointment. Now the lyrics well alittle weak but not too bad. Very catchy. I mean I liked them a little. Very sweet. Could use an MJ smile to add to its sweetness. But then again it'll turn the song into syrup and the last thing I wanna hear at night is SAP! Really, it was the execution that I have a problem with.

Now I understand it was a demo and not a final copy, but no I'm sorry Mike but no. There was too much going on in the background. The choir made it sound overcrowded. The bass was too funky and old school to be on a song that was originally suppose to be on Dangerous. It was more Off the Wall sounding, but I have no problem with that. Off the Wall is great and I'm a very old school person. There was just too much going on and it overcrowded Mike's voice. Then it was just well, I dunno like it was missing something. Like Mike just didn't really care or something. And I know he puts 200% and then some into all his work, but this track just didn't have the MJ Magic. Now if they would've kept the track with maybe a little orchestra but kinda quiet instead of extra loud or maybe with a small band or even with no music in the background just the snap, it would've been better, BUT you gotta deal with Mike's breathing. He's breathing extra hard. He sounded like me in the 9th grade when I was having asthma issues in P.E. and I didn't have an inhaler. Ahaha bad times bad times. And I know he had a lung thing going on which I'm sure dates back after the BAD era, since his BAD Tour was the last tour he actually sung in its entirely. But seriously it wasn't great. Like I'm so disappointed I gotta listen to old school Mike to get over it. "I WANNA LUV YA! PYT! PRETTY YOUNG THANG!!!!" Yeah that's the jam!

The one thing though is if you ask any other fan on the internet they're gonna say "IT WAS AWESOME!!!11 I LOVE IT111!!" but they're to busy praising him only cause he's dead. He could scratch his butt and they'd be like "OH MY GOD HE SCRATCHED HIS BUTT PERFECTLY!!!11111111" Heck these are the same people who flip out on the Weird Al videos. Go jump off a cliff people!! C'mon Mike wouldn't love you less if you didn't agree with him or didn't like one of his songs. Its like going to church and giving into the collection plate. God isn't gonna love you less cause you only put five dollars in while the guy next to you puts in fifty. So folks we can stop trying to follow the "RULES OF BEING THE PERFECT MICHAEL JACKSON FAN" book. Geeze. *throws book* ALL YA'LL IS FIRED!!! *walks away*

*walks back* AND TO SONY!! See I knew something was up when I heard this song was recorded during the Dangerous era. I was thinking "Ain't no way Mike was planning on retiring after that. That's waaaaay too soon." So I had no idea what the song was about. Then ya'll started stroking it like "IT WAS FOR THE MOVIE!!" Man, that song had nothing to do with the movie so don't try that B.S. on me. Like me and my uncle said, after ya'll found out Mike was dead ya'll was like "DAT NIGGA STILL GONNA GET US OUR CHECK!!!" Man ya'll milking the heck outta the MJ. Release something new or don't release anything at all. I rather hear something new then something old that ya'll beef up as new. Let the man sleep and stop trying to make money off him so ya'll can go on vacation. *walks away again*

*walks back yet again!* On a side note, Imma be seeing the movie October 30th and best believe I'm going to get kicked out! Ahahaha! Anyway yeah and Imma review the movie too. Aight, I'm out! *walks away for good*

Now our Track of the moment is gonna be some old school Mike. The perfect Friday song. Its after school or work, the weekend is here, and you just wanna enjoy yourself. Cause in the end "Life ain't so bad at all."

Off The Wall

Michael Jackson

Off The Wall

Hating is a waste of time

2009-10-08T20:52:00.000-07:00

Aha the irony! I said the chances of a serious subject was slim and look what happened A SERIOUS SUBJECT! Too funny.

Well I originally planned to talk about something goofy and try to get a couple laughs but I got a serious subject to address. And I'll attempt to lighten it up as best as I can.

Aight so I'm not a fan of anime. I grew out of it Senior year (09!!). But if there was ever a cartoon that described my life right now it's gotta be Samurai Champloo. Which has my two favorite things, music and awesome fighting. No I am not a samurai, but I do own two samurai swords. Anyway, if you're not familiar with the show I'll give ya a basic run through.

Alright, so there's this girl named... Fuu?? I think I haven't seen the show in forever. And Fuu is on a journey to find the samurai who smells like some sunflowers... I think they called him the sunflower samurai. Alright, so she recruits two other sword fighting dudes to help her out. So we later learn that this samurai is really her dad and that she promised her dying mom that she will find him and punch him for ditching them. *SPOILER* Aight, so we finnaly find her dad and he's blind and just well pitiful. And Fuu is feeling pretty terrible. And then these one dudes bust up in the shack and they talking and stuff. The next thing you know while the dad is saying all this stuff to Fuu (You know explaining himself. Saying how much he loves her. All that jazz), and she's feeling even more terrible, the guy gets KILLED like blood everywhere right in front of her. And at the point I'm in tears (I'm very sensitive so yeah). I was like "I HOPE THAT NEVER HAPPENS TO ME!!" Now she feels terrible. She hated the dude all these years and never knew the situation. The end.

That is the story of my life. Except the epic samurai fights and the stabbing. See I spent years hating a guy I assumed didn't give a rat's behind about me. I never knew the whole situation. I just hated him. Rejected everything that was him, and vowed that if i ever encounter him, I'd punch the living crap outta him. So I have this in my head for years and years... till. My mom finds my uncle. I talk to him and discover... my dad is dead. Yeah the guy I hated for years all because he left and I though he didn't know I existed was dead. Turns out he knew I was around, heck that whole entire side knew I was around, wanted to find me and ladidadi. Great add to me feeling terrible. When I imagined this whole reuniting thing, I though the worse would be me being put on Maury or something. Fun in the sun. BUT NAW!! I had to have a Samurai Champloo outcome. Now I feel like crap. And I can't get over it. I hated a guy i never knew and made assumptions based on one decision. My Uncle told me not to feel that way but still I can't help it.

What's this gotta do with you? Basically this. Never tell someone you hate them or even spend time hating someone in general. Cause you never know what god has planned. Tomorrow that person could be gone and the last memory you have is that you hated them. You're gonna feel like a terrible person and you wasted time and energy on the most pointless emotion. I mean c'mon. I know you get frustrated when your mom says you can't go to the mall with you're friends. And you say you hate them. Your mad at you mom for the longest time cause of this. Basically you're wasting your energy trying to remember the fact that you can't stand your mom. Depending on how deep you are about the situation, you might remember why for a period of time. Sometimes you'll even forget why. But what if your mom died the next morning? Do you really want the last memory of your mom being that you hated her for not letting you goto the mall? Seriously just don't hate.

Track Of The Moment (Has nothing to do with anything. I just love music)

We Fight/We Love

Q-tip

The Renaissance

Why am I here?

2009-10-08T20:41:00.000-07:00

Like O-M-G first post. Wahoo! *silence* Alrighty I do realize I'm talking to myself right now but hey just started.

Well I guess I should introduce myself. So...

Yo! Name's Danielle. You can call me Dani D or Dani or Danielle. I could careless. I'm an interesting character. I'm very goofy and just love to laugh.

The reason I'm here is to expand on my goofiness (yeah facebook status didn't have enough room. Aha!). So I might rant about something goofy, tell a goofy story, review something, or tell a serious story with a lesson (the odds of this happening are very slim).

I just want to make you laugh, because laughter makes life a WHOLE lot better (take it from me it sure does). So enjoy the show folks.